Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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