When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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