he wants to bone in the snuggie
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You took a bar mat shot.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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