It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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