ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
