Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ugly people sure do ruin things
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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