Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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