Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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