last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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