If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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