bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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