You made me cry and you don't even care
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
