Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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