whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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