these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
