She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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