girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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