it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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