Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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