You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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