Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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