So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize