pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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