Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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