I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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