Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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