doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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