Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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