Those balls look pretty dangerous.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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