So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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