i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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