i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
