Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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