Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dicks are not precious.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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