I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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