You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
my poor anus
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
