If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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