Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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