dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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