i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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