Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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