Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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