Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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