just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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