I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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