i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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