That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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