were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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