Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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