Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
birth control should be required to get into college
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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