do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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