All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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