buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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