...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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